What Makes America Great (Part One)


Here’s links to some random junk I’ve been meaning to mention. WARNING: This column is mostly an excuse to publish pictures of scantily-clad women. Then again, aren’t they all?

Sign of the Times

Check “oddlyspecific.com” out; it makes me happy. It’s a fine antidote to those sites displaying the depressing signs the Tea Partiers carry around.

http://oddlyspecific.com/

Hell, I’d keep out the employees!

It May be Stupid and Intolerant, But it Sure Beats Another Frickin’ “Far Side” Cartoon…

Did you know that the people who are going to burn Korans on 9/11 have “Islam is of the Devil” tee shirts and coffee mugs for sale? Gosh, if the Nazis had had commemorative plates, we’d probably all be speaking German today!

http://www.islamisofthedevil.com/

How about “World’s Greatest Terrorist”?

He Puts the “Dick” in Dixie! (Seriously. That’s one of his songs.)

Hank Williams III is gonna drink and drug hisself to death just like his grandpappy did, but before he goes he’s gonna write some of the best new country music in 20 years…

My Country Heroes

Would you let this man sing at your daughter’s Bat Mitzvah?

I KNEW this Stupid Internet was Good for Something!

Pandora is maybe the best product on the Internet for finding new music based upon your tastes. It’s amazing technology and it’s frickin’ free.

http://www.pandora.com

There’s a picture in this album’s liner notes of Tori Amos suckling a pig. Why would I lie about a thing like that?

A Liberal Approach to Bosoms

The Huffington Post, arguably the most influential Liberal news outlet not on Public TV or radio, often has articles about Heidi Montag, who massages her fake breasts to keep them supple. (P.S. Who the fuck is Heidi Montag, anyway, and why does she torment me?)

Update on Heidi Montag’s Boobs

Without the Huffington Post, I might never have learned that Lady Gaga posed in a meat bikini on the cover of "Vogue Japan"...

Freedom of Stupidity

Fox News is partly owned by the same (Muslim) dude who is funding the Muslim rec center in lower Manhattan. Jon Stewart is unsure whether the people at Fox who are complaining about this secretive Muslim are evil or just stupid.

http://www.indecisionforever.com/2010/08/24/jon-stewart-fox-news-is-either-evil-or-stupid/

How about both?

Gotta Dance!

Here’s the new cast of the upcoming “Dancing with the Stars.” It includes Florence Henderson, Kurt Warner, David Hasselhof and — wait for it! — Bristol Palin!

Dancing with the Stars Cast

Isn’t this how Bristol got in trouble in the first place?

Demi Cup

And finally, for reasons that remain unclear, Demi Moore felt it necessary to take this picture of herself and then upload it on Twitter. This important issue is being covered by The New York Daily News.

Demi Moore in a bikini

I don’t think she’s using a Nikon. Ashton’s sponsors are gonna be pissed!

Is this a great country, or what?

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